@jess no .
@CobaltVelvet stop calling me out
@wxcafe but it has one meaning in english and two in french!
This terrible game which @firstname.lastname@example.org and I made last year is currently annoying a lot of folks on Hacker News! :D Check it out if you haven't seen it yet! Can you solve all three levels? https://youshallnotpass.glitch.me
@wxcafe ... both
@Seven Je sais pas, j'imagine que ça suffit
@Seven Les navigateurs ont tendance à ralentir au fur et à mesure qu'on s'en sert.
T'as essayé un Firefox "vide" pour comparer ?
@Claire can't unsee now
– Where’s your easy-to-use, plug-and-play, ethical alternative to these toxic trillion-dollar products?
– Thanks for asking. We’ve been paying out of pocket for years to work on it. Fancy giving us a few million to speed it up?
– How about a few thousand so we don’t starve?
– So, is it ready yet?
@CobaltVelvet inb4 you get a form with male/female/enby/don't ask me
@CobaltVelvet awoo risc machines
@CobaltVelvet this toot + https://octodon.social/@CobaltVelvet/105429857364067142
-> proof you want to fuck a triangle
poll for programmers
@CobaltVelvet Which one should I tick if I just let my fingers write code without using my brain?
@cjd I have one whose SATA controller/port/whatever crashes if it has been up for too long, so I have a cron restarting the machine three times a day
@CobaltVelvet I'm afraid you broke your gender. We'll need to find a donor or implant an artificial one.
@Arr0w_root honestly I might do it out of laziness if I'm sure the list will always be pretty small
Python/Rust/Debian/IRC enthusiast. Trekkie.
GPG key: 0E082B40E4376B1E.
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