@CobaltVelvet That's what env variables are for!

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J'ai appelé la machine à café Fillon parce qu'elle ne rendait pas la monnaie (alors que c'est marqué qu'elle doit) mais ça n'a pas amusé mes collègues 😓


@CobaltVelvet wait, what commands?

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as REST, is in fact, HTTP+JSON, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, REST minus HATEOS. HTTP+JSON is not a REST API unto itself, but rather another component of a fully functioning REST API made useful by the hyperlinks, schema-lessness and generic system components comprising a full REST API as defined by Roy Fielding's thesis.

Python 3 is not Turing-complete because it can't do this:

True = lambda f, g: f
False = lambda f, g: g

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…I’m seeing people say “just don’t use an iPhone.” It’s not that simple when everyday things like financial apps with two-factor authentication are locked into the two main platforms.

We need legislation to ensure critical services use open standards so you can use your Pinephone to buy lunch in the future.

It’s shocking how easily some folks jump to “just go live in a cave.” No, that’s not an acceptable alternative. We deserve to partake in modern life without sacrificing our human rights…

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@CobaltVelvet The only right language for data pipelines is bash

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Imagine a government agency ordered Apple to include hashes of all documents they wanted to track into that kiddie porn database. Suddenly the government knows who's got that antivax meme JPG. Or tax protest DOC. Or an environmental report PDF.

And it's just hashes! Apple won't know what they're tracking, so they can't say "no".

Now tell me you honestly believe no government *ever* will take advantage of this invisible monitoring power.

@wxcafe "C'est pas un gilet m'sieur l'agent"

fallout 4, bad 

@Eramdam @CobaltVelvet putting junk mail in datadog

fallout 4, bad 

@CobaltVelvet Reported as: this person wants to fuck a dog

@Gargron Then make Mastodon's finances public so everyone can see you're not in a position to turn down sponsorships.

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How much Gargron is probably making 

@Elizafox So he's probably being paid somewhere between 5k and 10k€/month, pre-tax. (So probably between 3k and 7k€ post-tax.)

That's still too much IMO, but way less than you estimated

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