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Funny how a century is actually defined by the time it takes for Earth to revolve around the Sun times your number of fingers squared

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ili, with the black underlined  

factorio is a game about technical debt

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jmap: jean imap

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Type checkers are just fancy linters

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Nolan  

open source economics 

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1519: thou/you
2019: you/y'all
2519: ???

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Reminder that storage isn't free. When you post a video/gif on Mastodon/Pleroma/..., your instance stores it forever (unless you delete it).
Also, when you follow an account, your instance will store the media of this account for some time (eg. weeks). For example, following @noisemakerbot may take a few GB on your own instance.

You may not pay it yourself, but your instance admin(s) do.

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The only valid orientations are: big spoon, small spoon, both at once, switch, and none.

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Why not use gotos while you're at it

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Why the hell do people like async

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The asexual version of "I don't give a fuck" is "I don't give a cuddle".

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I want a way to curate the federated TL without actually silencing users that post too much noise

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There are way too many bots in the federated TL

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Border Gondollie  

[JOB][BELGIQUE] Cherche ingé réseau | Belgique 

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Marsxyz - マリケシス  
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WLW-the-wisp  

Okay, which of you wrote “trans rights are human rights” in the dirt on the wall of this tunnel? They also wrote “all cats are beautiful” so I know it was one of you.

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🏵️ virtualice 🏵️  

security by nihilism is the idea that if someone has a openssh 0day there is no reason to care about anything anymore and shitpost is not worth backups that could withstand this

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Javascripn't

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Lilou surprised daffodil  

Au fond je ne pense pas qu'une théière soit beaucoup plus qu'un arrosoir avec des plantes À L'INTÉRIEUR.

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Geoffrey  
RT @freezydorito@twitter.com

extremely excited to announce that google has just invented html

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/freezydorito/status/1159893245037555712
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