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J'ai appelé la machine à café Fillon parce qu'elle ne rendait pas la monnaie (alors que c'est marqué qu'elle doit) mais ça n'a pas amusé mes collègues 😓

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I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as REST, is in fact, HTTP+JSON, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, REST minus HATEOS. HTTP+JSON is not a REST API unto itself, but rather another component of a fully functioning REST API made useful by the hyperlinks, schema-lessness and generic system components comprising a full REST API as defined by Roy Fielding's thesis.

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Python 3 is not Turing-complete because it can't do this:

True = lambda f, g: f
False = lambda f, g: g

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Me vs ISO8601

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Aral Balkan  

…I’m seeing people say “just don’t use an iPhone.” It’s not that simple when everyday things like financial apps with two-factor authentication are locked into the two main platforms.

We need legislation to ensure critical services use open standards so you can use your Pinephone to buy lunch in the future.

It’s shocking how easily some folks jump to “just go live in a cave.” No, that’s not an acceptable alternative. We deserve to partake in modern life without sacrificing our human rights…

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Eric Phelps  

Imagine a government agency ordered Apple to include hashes of all documents they wanted to track into that kiddie porn database. Suddenly the government knows who's got that antivax meme JPG. Or tax protest DOC. Or an environmental report PDF.

And it's just hashes! Apple won't know what they're tracking, so they can't say "no".

Now tell me you honestly believe no government *ever* will take advantage of this invisible monitoring power.

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r҉ustic cy͠be̸rpu̵nk🤠🤖  

Accurate

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patter  

@BalooUriza

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masto meta / discourse / sarcasm 

How Gargron seems to view the average (potential) Mastodon user in the last couple of years:

* too dumb to understand columns, that's an "advanced web interface"
* offended by the word "toot"
* too dumb to understand what a server is
* too dumb to understand local and federated timelines

Mastodon should probably remove CWs too, that's a really confusing feature since Twitter doesn't have it.
After all, the only important metric is how many new users it has.

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Claire 0.1.85+ (rolling release)  

🤦 Mastodon by tootsuite

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RFC joke 

The key words "ASSHOLE", "MORON", "EXPERT", and "ANGEL" in this document SHOULD be interpreted as described in web.archive.org/web/2005101620

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allison  

the university of milan has released over four hundred meows for non-commercial and research purposes zenodo.org/record/4008297 (via data-is-plural.com/)

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sebsauvage  

Académie Française

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Politique française 

Rappel qu'il y a les élections départementales *et* régionales aujourd'hui.

Si vous allez voter, le matin c'est le mieux pour éviter la foule et la chaleur.

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Kate Temkin 🤍💙💜💚❤️  
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Politique française 

Rappel qu'il y a les élections départementales *et* régionales aujourd'hui.

Si vous allez voter, le matin c'est le mieux pour éviter la foule et la chaleur.

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Craig Maloney has no ☕  

Remember when applications had titlebars that you could click on and move, instead of having to find three pixels that you can point to to move a window?

Good times.

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Raphael Isla  

Oui, vous vous dites que vous l'avez déjà signée il y a quelques mois. Non, ce n'est pas la même. Alors c’était au Sénat. Maintenant c'est à l'Assemblée Nationale. Oui, le parlement français demande la signature de deux (2) pétitions séparées pour s'occuper d'un sujet aussi important.
Donc, re-cliquez et re-signez, svp. petitions.assemblee-nationale.

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[sound of a jammed extruder]  

So, your a content creator who makes not family safe and/or queer content and you're worried about puritanical USian corporate social media completely destroying your ability to publish your work.

You decide you need a website. But don't know where to start.

Well, :thread:​

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