Funny how a century is actually defined by the time it takes for Earth to revolve around the Sun times your number of fingers squared

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Type checkers are just fancy linters

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open source economics 

1519: thou/you
2019: you/y'all
2519: ???

Reminder that storage isn't free. When you post a video/gif on Mastodon/Pleroma/..., your instance stores it forever (unless you delete it).
Also, when you follow an account, your instance will store the media of this account for some time (eg. weeks). For example, following @noisemakerbot may take a few GB on your own instance.

You may not pay it yourself, but your instance admin(s) do.

The only valid orientations are: big spoon, small spoon, both at once, switch, and none.

Why not use gotos while you're at it

Why the hell do people like async

The asexual version of "I don't give a fuck" is "I don't give a cuddle".

I want a way to curate the federated TL without actually silencing users that post too much noise

There are way too many bots in the federated TL

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[JOB][BELGIQUE] Cherche ingé réseau | Belgique 

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Okay, which of you wrote “trans rights are human rights” in the dirt on the wall of this tunnel? They also wrote “all cats are beautiful” so I know it was one of you.

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security by nihilism is the idea that if someone has a openssh 0day there is no reason to care about anything anymore and shitpost is not worth backups that could withstand this

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Au fond je ne pense pas qu'une théière soit beaucoup plus qu'un arrosoir avec des plantes À L'INTÉRIEUR.

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